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>> >>Husband Store
>> >>
>> >>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
>>where
>> >>a
>> >>woman may go to choose a husband.
>> >>Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how
>>the
>> >>store
>> >>operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
>> >>
>> >>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
>>the
>> >>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you
>>may
>> >>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go
>>up
>> >>a
>> >>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>>So,
>> >>a
>> >>woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
>> >>
>> >>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>> >>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the
>>Lord.
>> >>
>> >>The second floor sign reads:
>> >>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>> >>
>> >>The third floor sign reads:
>> >>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>> >>extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
>>to
>> >>keep
>> >>going.
>> >>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>> >>
>> >>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
>> >>drop-dead
>> >>good looking and help with the housework.
>> >>"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>> >>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>> >>
>> >>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
>> >>drop-dead
>> >>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
>>
>> >>streak.
>> >>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
>>the
>> >>sign
>> >>reads:
>> >>
>> >>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
>> >>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
>>proof
>> >>that
>> >>women are impossible to please.
>> >>
>> >>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
>>you
>> >>exit
>> >>the building, and have a nice day!
>> >>
>> >>Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the
>>women
>> >>who
>> >>can handle the truth!